Hei!

Oodaa ga hairimashita eyyabai
Shefu wa bakeeshon chuu
Miwatashite himasou nano wa akiraka ni watashi jan

Mame igai no guzai nan? Hikiniku wa aibiki...?
Oshinobi de deeto suru hikiniku!?
Chotto reshipi poemu sugi

(Berii derishasu berii derishasu)
Anata wa wairudo na kaubooi
Watashi wa ueitoresu shoubu yo!
Kicchin de o･mo･te･na･shi
Kore wa seibu de wa yuumei na

Chirikonkan chinpunkan...
Pun ga tarinaku tte usuaji
Ai uon chu miito no kusami wa
Koi no koshou de keshite
Chirikonkan chiribiinzu wa zu
Totte chiribin kurai ne!
Ookee gatten
Kakushi aji wa tarari hiyaku... moshikashite dokuyaku!?

Ikkakusenkin mezashite
Nansen mairu samayotte
Youyaku miete kita no wa hevun ka
Tamaranai naa ii nioi

(Berii denjarasu berii denjarasu)
Okawari wa aru kai? Enjeru
Atatakai chirikonkan
Ayashii kicchin de mo･te･na･sa･re
Ato no koto wa iza shirazu

Tagai no hitai ni
Shoujun beibee

(Chirikonkan)
Haato tsukamaerarenai nara isso uchinuku ze
(Chimimouryou!?)
Tsuite ki na yo! Baffaroo
Tonchinkan oo mai gaa

Mijingiri tan zakugiri de
Otomekokoro chirijiri
Chiripaudaa chiriakuta kurai
Me ni tomaru koto nai (Cry)

Chiripeppaa geki oko punpun ja
Sumanai hodo karakuchi
Datte honki nara amaku wa nai
Too late! Time to boogie-woogie!

Chirikonkan chiribiinzu wa zu
Totte chiribin kurai ne!
Noo noo henji wa ookee dake
Ibukuro o getto... janakute e!? Inochi...!

ヘイ！

オーダーが入りました　えっやばい
シェフはバケーション中
見渡して暇そうなのは明らかにわたしじゃん

豆以外の具材何？ひき肉はアイビキ…？
お忍びでデートするひき肉！？
ちょっとレシピ ポエムすぎ

（ベリーデリシャス　ベリーデリシャス）
あなたはワイルドなカウボーイ
私はウエイトレス
勝負よ！キッチンでお･も･て･な･し
これは西部では有名な

チリコンカン　ちんぷんかん…
粉ぷんが足りなくって薄味
アイウォンチュミートの臭みは
恋の胡椒で消して
チリコンカン　チリビーンズ　はズ
取ってチリビンくらいね！
オーケーがってん
隠し味はタラリ秘薬…もしかして毒薬！？

一攫千金　目指して
何千マイル　彷徨って
ようやく見えてきたのはヘヴンか
堪らないなあいい匂い

（ベリーデンジャラス　ベリーデンジャラス）
おかわりはあるかい？エンジェル
温かいチリコンカン
怪しいキッチンで も･て･な･さ･れ
後のことはいざ知らず

互いの額に
照準ベイベー

（チリコンカン）
ハート捕まえられないならいっそ撃ち抜くぜ
（魑魅魍魎！？）
着いてきなよ！バッファロー
とんちんかん　オーマイガー

みじん切り　たんざく切りで
乙女心散り散り
チリパウダー　　ちりあくたくらい
目に留まることない (；；)(Cry)

チリペッパー　激おこプンプンじゃ
済まないほど辛口
だって本気なら甘くはない
Too late! Time to boogie-woogie!

チリコンカン　チリビーンズ　はズ
取ってチリビンくらいね！
ノーノー返事はオーケーだけ
胃袋をゲット…じゃなくてえっ！？いのち…！

Hey!

An order just came in, huh? Oh no!
The chef is still on vacation
Looking around, the one who clearly looks bored is obviously me

What other ingredients are there besides beans? I guess there's the mixed meat...?
Wait, is the ground meat sneaking off to go on a secret date!?
This recipe is a bit too poetic for me

(Very delicious, very delicious)
You're the wild cowboy
And I'm just the waitress, it's go time!
Kitchen-style hospitality
This is a famous custom in the Wild West

Chili con carne? It sounds like gibberish...
And we didn't have enough spice powder so it's tasting weak
Take that "I want you" meat smell
And season it with love's bold pepper
Chili con carne? Chili beans?
Take off the extra and it's just "chilibin", easy!
Okay, I've got it!
In drips the secret potion... wait, is that possible?

I wander thousands of miles,
Aiming for the instant riches
What's finally come into view, is it heaven?
I can't take it, it smells so good

(Very dangerous, very dangerous)
Got any more, angel?
Because this warm chili con carne hits the spot
I'm being served with hospitality in this sketchy kitchen
What happens after that is anyone's guess

Aiming straight at
Each other's foreheads, baby

(Chili con carne)
If I can't capture your heart, then I'll just shoot it instead
(A swarm of monsters!?)
Ride with me, you wild buffalo!
This is madness! Oh my god!

With minced and julienne cuts
This maiden's heart is scattered in pieces
Chili powder is like dust and dirt
That doesn't even catch your eye so I'll just (Cry)

Chili pepper; "super mad" doesn't even
Begin to cover how spicy this is
Because when it's real, there's nothing sweet about it
Too late! Time to boogie-woogie!

Chili con carne? Chili beans?
Take off the extra and it's just "chilibin", easy!
No, no only "okay" is an acceptable answer
I was gonna win their stomach... but wait, what!? I won their life...!